Life Goal

18 01 2009

LG

Yell “Officers… Arrest this man!” and have it actually happen.

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Steak and Shake Challenge

18 01 2009
Spend all 24 Hours in a Steak and Shake

Spend all 24 Hours in a Steak and Shake!

Here’s a challenge for you, which is one of my life goals.  If you are very bored, or have 24 hours to burn, spend all 24 hours in an “Open 24 hours” Steak and Shake. Eat all three meals there, spend time with friends, document it with videos and pictures. Get really drunk before, during or after. Most importantly, enjoy yourself and tip the hell out of the waiter (or waiters) you have. I think I can do this one eventually.





Fat Kids in Sassy Shirts Theory

6 01 2009

Sassy ShirtLook at the people walking near you all day today. I bet that you will see a fat kid wearing a sassy shirt. What constitutes a sassy shirt? Any shirt that has a clever saying or ironic statement a la “Mountain Dude” with the Mountain Dew logo or “My mommy says I’m special.” I’ve notice the trend of fat kids donning the sass for quite some time. Do they wear it as a comical defense? Or do they not even notice they do it, and I have observed an undocumented phenomenon?





Life Goal

14 12 2008

LG

In a mall, do something so awesome that you get a high five from everyone in the opposing escalator as you ride up.





Prank:

14 12 2008

Go through a drive through backwards. Don’t make a big deal about it no matter what the staff says. Tell me what happens.





Prank:

14 12 2008

Carry around a universal remote. Go into a sports bar on a big game night and program your remote to work with all the TVs there. Consistantly flip to the DIY network or something while everyone else is trything to watch the game. Hide it and enjoy the reactions.