The Goldfish Theory:

18 01 2009

Goldfish are the perfect cure for the munchies. They’re baked 24/7, so it just feels right. Goldfish


Fat Kids in Sassy Shirts Theory

6 01 2009

Sassy ShirtLook at the people walking near you all day today. I bet that you will see a fat kid wearing a sassy shirt. What constitutes a sassy shirt? Any shirt that has a clever saying or ironic statement a la “Mountain Dude” with the Mountain Dew logo or “My mommy says I’m special.” I’ve notice the trend of fat kids donning the sass for quite some time. Do they wear it as a comical defense? Or do they not even notice they do it, and I have observed an undocumented phenomenon?